RIOT INC! The band

Hailing from Mechanicsville by way of North Carolina (by way of Center Point), Mr. Upah beats the skins like they owe him money. Seriously, you've never seen anyone hit the drums are hard as this ham-fisted coal miner! Also, he's been told he looks like a young Kenny Rodgers on occasion.

Rounding out the rhythm section is Chris Mueller (Iowa City). This cat lays down the grooves; and he lays them down thick! Ladies, be ready for tinglin' down below when his rig starts bumpin'!

To say Ben shreds a guitar is to say Rodney King took a few light blows. This guy will blow your mind. TWICE! Be ready for a tantalizing treat when there's a solo to be heard. You may consider keeping a wet towel handy, just incase your ass gets blown out.

With a voice that has been described somewhere between a 'dirty truckstop bathroom' and 'I was too drunk to hear it,' Jeff can belt out your favorite songs; as long as your favorite song features a dude singing slightly off-key and yelling a lot!